Charlie Sheen and Major League 3

First of all, Ricky Vaughn has lost his mind.  How can someone possibly say that a corporation is trying to ruin his family after they have made him a bajililionaire over the past 10 years.  This guy is just a classic case of crazy.  More importantly, Sheen leaked the possibility of Major League 3.  Ever since the end of Major League 2 when the Indians beat the White Sox in the playoffs, I have been itching to find out if they won the World Series.  While the sequel was sub par when compared with the original which is the best baseball movie of all time, they need to make a 3rd Major League where they win the World Series.  It is simply  not right to end the Major League series of movies on "Back to the Minors" starring Scott Bakula.  That movie was just all sorts of wrong.  Now, if their is still some loyalty to Bakula, they could bring him back as Jake Taylor's 4th in command behind Pepper and Toub.  Now. Obviously, you would have David Palmer/Pedro Cerrano/All State guy starting in RF....We all know Snipes needs the money and would be willing to play CF for pennies.  Then you got Tanaka in left, and even though most of those guys are way past their prime, they can do the job. Cerrano reminds me of an aging Vlad Guerrero, and Hayes an aging Kenny Lofton, both of whom helped teams get to the postseason.  Point being, the idea of these aging stars helping their teams make it to the playoffs is not totally crazy.  Rube Baker behind the dish is pretty solid. Odds are he managed to hit .280 and drive in 70 runs a year over the past 15 years.  I mean no doubt about that.  Charlie Sheen/Ricky Vaughn would probably still be pitching.  Based on the fact that he would definitely have stayed clean and progressed physically like an aging Nolan Ryan, Sheen would probably have bounced back from that rough season in which he was relegated to the bullpen and won 15-20 games a year over the years, not to mention, thrown a couple no hitters.  Roger Dorn is another story.  He is going to need to fill the void left by a now deceased Lou Brown. Dorn, although not loved by his teammates, will need to be the inspiration.  He could essentially be the real life  Charlie Sheen in the movie and the team needs to do everything they can to get him out of the gutter, and as we all know, atleast those of us who care about baseball, there is nothing that can get you out of the gutter like a World Series Championship. Theres ur story.  While the plot needs some work, I will be there on opening night.