Shaun Gayle: Sex Machine

So I'm talking to my buddy, and he tells me his firm is representing Shaun Gayle and I was like "Cool."  So unless anyone else other than me and his parents were watching the 4:30 PM news hoping to catch a glimpse of the little Jamaican, you probably did not hear them report that former Bear safety Shaun Gayle was sleeping with 18 women at one time.  Now it has probably been a long time since most people have heard the name Shaun Gayle.  Shaun was an intricate part of the 85 Shufflin' Crew and a member of the Bears from 1984-1994.  Shaun is also in the NFL record books as having returned the shortest punt in NFL history for a touchdown. How far was that punt? 5 yards.  Pretty impressive stuff. Shaun also had 16 interceptions in his career.....Not Bad at all.....Well anyways, Shaun is in the middle of a huge murder trial. Now to clarify, he is not involved in any wrongdoing.  The only thing Shaun did was have sex with 18 women and expect none of them to find out about each other and none of them to act crazy when they found out about each other.   If you took a poll of 20 women or for this case 18, the odds that one wouldn't go crazy and act like a lunatic is probably 0%.  I mean having 18 women on the hook at one time is a major accomplishment, but to think that one wouldn't lose it and get jealous is probably pretty poor judgment.  So just a word to the wise and single gents out there, don't sleep with more than 17 women at once.