Friday, April 8, 2011

Today's episode was brought to you by the letter 'W'

BULLS CLINCH 1ST PLACE!!! HAWKS WIN AT DETROIT!!!!!!! SOX LOOK LIKE THEY MIGHT WIN TONIGHT, BUT WHO CARES IT'S ONLY THE 8TH GAME OF A LONG ASS SEASON!!!!! (I mean seriously, it's the home opener weekend and they can't even put 5,000 fans in the seats?!?!) CHICAGO SPORTS IS ON TOP OF THE WORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!

Wait. What? Did he just? Where the f--k did that come from? TIGER WOODS IS 3 BACK?!?!?! DUDE BIRDIED HALF THE COURSE?!?!?! IS RACHEL UCHITEL IN GEORGIA?!?!?! HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBANDS, CAUSE TIGER WOODS IS RAPING ERRRRRRRRYBODY OUT HERE!!!!!!

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