Dream Job : Cubs PA Announcer

I mean seriously, are the Cubs really opening up this position to just anyone? Well sign me up, the wife will be taking out the Flip Cam tonight and filming me saying, "And starting at shortstop, number 13, Starlin Castro." like 500 times.  Going to be awesome. And yes I will post it for you all to see.  And by you all, I mean the 10 people who currently check this blog out....