It's gonna get "Derby" this weekend

Chet and some of the staff are going to be on assignment this weekend at the Derby.  We shall be residing in the infield and probably getting faced.  I plan on personally taking down atleast a bottle of woodford reserve tomorrow because im awesome like that. not really.  The real purpose of our trip down there is to get our friend Perry Mason wasted for his bachelor party.  This has proven to be a difficult task for years now and we plan on getting this done for the first time in what has to be 10 years.  Not since we were 16 and on the stroller, or having an assorted liquor night has the gagermon taken heat. Anyways......here are a couple picks for the weekend.  Brilliant Speed if its rainy is free money....his mutter was a mudder. For some reason I am unable to embed the video of kramer....please refer to youtube.  also, perry mason's totally awesome dad who is known as the jamaican will be in the infield with us probably losing his sh*t.  It's gonna be classic.  I would bet all the chips on Brilliant Speed though if its raining......Toss the favorite or anyone who has odds less than 10-1.  its just not cool and favorites almost never win....The best horse almost never wins the derby, the field is huge.  The best horse name in this race was "Uncle Mo" who i would have bet on even though he went anorexic over the past year....other than that.....just pick 3 names out of a hat. and bet a tri box. Do it. congrats to Perry Mason.  I will be back with a recap of everything that is kosher next week......also, look for more frequent posts in the near future from chairman chet.  I have been slacking, but Im working for the first time in what feels like years so my apologies to our loyal readers.....which we have about 10 of.